mothe -fucking-dorke

i think its really super mega giga nano fustrating when someone promises you something and later think otherwise bout it .


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goddamn

OW

someone spat on my friends and i today .
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i can totally play demisemequaver on my drums (:

hemidemisemiquaver.

weee

i milk cows

just sleep

i swear this is so fake .

shlessh how sweet (:

i think i should;;;;;

. stop bitching and fucking around

.

and start doing my homework . :(

NOT

.

life's not a slut

even if it is, its kinda fun (:

sleep: my chemical romance

underoath

the killers-- mr brightside

the rolling is insane.

------drum stats

this was what i ate yest. doesnt look spicy ,

and GIRLFRIEND(:

CRAPPP

my mummy bought these for me ( : awwww, shucks. how sweet .


i think i'll be playing (pieces) by sum 41.

I WANT TO JAMM NOW

i can totally eat --- (at a daily basis)

100 tubes of banana

500 balls of durians

600 small balls of eggs

800 kg of bacon

1000kg of cheese

10000000000 packets of chocolate

100000000000000000 bottles of ben and jerry


i love laughing .

it makes me .. . . . . crazy

.

i wrote my chi name with my ass of steel in front of the whole class.

.

i can totally bitch this totally humilating shit to everyone . . . NOT

.

blame it on timo thia. ft(samantha)

black roses red

yay, i'm having dates on march hols (:

and i may be jammin on my drums for evening under the stars, which is like 2 days before my piano exam,

great.-.-

i'm having a nose piercing on fri (: i think

im suppose to find dates for ppl lol

oh, tht bio whore should stop bitching bout bio and give us our damn recess

sean's gona pass me his E.G

read this abstract;

"you can go" said the lieutenant , :but i dun think it;ll be worth it, your friends probably dead and you may throw your life away". the lieutenant's words didnt matter, the soldier went anywies

however, he manage to reach his friend and hoist him onto his shoulder, and brought him back .
he was wounded and he's friend was indeed dead.

'itold you it wouldnt be worth it,"responded the lieutenant, "your friend's dead !"

"yes sir," the soldier answered, "but it was worth it bcas when i got to him, he was still alive,and i had the satisfactory of hearing him say---jim, i'd knew you would come "




we are conditioned to think that our lives revolve 'round great moments,

but great moments often catch us unaware-- beautifully wrapped in what others may consider... small ones

ching-a-ling

the stiff dylans ~

sean wants me to fly to italy with him .
i think hes facicial. (:
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i'm gona buy my E.G so soon .

i miss talking to my dude :(

he's really kewl

and really hot

and he jamms on the bass guitar

and has a band

and has gigs

:)

ppl shouldnt be force to do the things they dontwanna do

i like being feckless and hack care

.

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it gives me the liberty i need

on frail wings of vanity and wax

the ah bain glue.

aft bitching wit sy and co, this was wad happen to my skirt aft chem pro

:O i just realiz smth,

I dont feel nostalgic at all .

unless someone makes me really angry, well i think i'll just make you cry .


The 25 things I cherish in life

Ipod
Girfriends
besties
makeup
hp
religion
chemistry
literature
music
acostic guitar
electric guitar
drums
piano
river island
topshop
skateboards
pc
goddiva
ben and jerry
shopping
hiphop
my future bf
cam whoring
toilets
my gorgeous crown of glory

the 23 things I don’t give a fuck

maths in a whole
physics
goss
men who behave like boys
dilect vulgarities
posers
ah bians
skinne jeans
fisherman flip flops
mini skirts
rebonded hair
new future shorts
shittified boys who are like retards
screamo ah lians
Chinese music
Act cute ppl
Jingling bells on bags
Sissy asses who think they have balls
Shyness
Boys who think they suave but in actual fact, they look like a bunch of stacked up shit
Bims
Himbos
that mothe fucking dope


PS: you’re a fucking coke –slut
I hope you fucking die
I hope you get to hell and satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fucking guts
You fucking slut I hope you die. Dieeeeeeeeeeee faggot.

Oh, and ANW , my lifes fucking perfect without you (: +hinthint+




--wondering if i'll be ever ready--

worlds collide

had interclass soccer match today and of course, we won. 2-1

scored by ahmad (: the ultimate dude of all dudes.

it was so tiring for me to rush all e way to vivo(for my bag(:) and back jus to see em kick the damn ball. but i guess it was worth it (:

thats yu quan, er, is he digging his ass :O

he's my newly found girlfriend (:

this was wad shiyee and i did to his hair, with the balls

studyin in macs

my mum bought this scrub for like 40 dollars . and its a really small bottle. wtf right.yae

-guess who these ppl are ---(:

went to the library and this was my discovery. cool eh ?

when myths fades to legend

WHAT EVERY GUY SHOULD ATTAIN ---------------------------------------------------------

Automotive

1. Handle a blowout

2. Drive in snow

3. Check trouble codes

4. Replace fan belt

5. Wax a car

6. Conquer an off-road obstacle

7. Use a stick welder

8. Hitch up a trailer

9. Jump start a car

Handling Emergencies

10. Perform the Heimlich

11. Reverse hypothermia

12. Perform hands-only CPR

13. Escape a sinking car

Home

14. Carve a turkey

15. Use a sewing machine

16. Put out a fire

17. Home brew beer

18. Remove bloodstains from fabric

19. Move heavy stuff

20. Grow food

21. Read an electric meter

22. Shovel the right way

23. Solder wire

24. Tape drywall

25. Split firewood

26. Replace a faucet washer

27. Mix concrete

28. Paint a straight line

29. Use a French knife

30. Prune bushes and small trees

31. Iron a shirt

32. Fix a toilet tank flapper

33. Change a single-pole switch

34. Fell a tree

35. Replace a broken windowpane

36. Set up a ladder, safely

37. Fix a faucet cartridge

38. Sweat copper tubing

39. Change a diaper

40. Grill with charcoal

41. Sew a button on a shirt

42. Fold a flag

Medical Myths

43. Treat frostbite

44. Treat a burn

45. Help a seizure victim

46. Treat a snakebite

47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How

48. Shine shoes

49. Make a drum-tight be

50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors

51. Run rapids in a canoe

52. Hang food in the wild

53. Skipper a boat

54. Shoot straight

55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike

56. Escape a rip current

Primitive Skills

57. Build a fire in the wilderness

58. Build a shelter

59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes

60. Floods

61. Tornados

62. Cold

63. Heat

64. Lightning
Teach Your Kids

65. Cast a line

66. Lend a hand

67. Change a tire

68. Throw a spiral

69. Fly a stunt kite

70. Drive a stick shift

71. Parallel park

72. Tie a bowline

73. Tie a necktie

74. Whittle

75. Ride a bike

Technology

76. Install a graphics card

77. Take the perfect portrait

78. Calibrate HDTV settings

79. Shoot a home movie

80. Ditch your hard drive

Master Key Workshop Tools

81. Drill driver

82. Grease gun

83. Coolant hydrometer

84. Socket wrench

85. Test light

86. Brick trowel

87. Framing hammer

88. Wood chisel

89. Spade bit

90. Circular saw

91. Sledge hammer

92. Hacksaw

93. Torque wrench

94. Air wrench

95. Infrared thermometer

96. Sand blaster

97. Crosscut saw

98. Hand plane

99. Multimeter

100. Feeler gauges

done!

sweetheart, you're sadly mistaken

i'll die for this . i think .

josh is getting me a skate board in 2 weeks. we;re gona share e price anw.

i was so tired i slept on the bus back home, standing

thn i almost fell and hit my head against the pole.

lit was so boring.

yu quan slept like an ass. haa

and ben was like doing all the sighs to tell me that yu quan was slping when i knew it all 'long

i was practically prying my eyes open during the utterly boring lesson . goddamn

i can use auto shapes to draw his face .

but he;s a nice teacher . minus off the act cute face. *pouting and all.

i got scolded by gerald cas i changed my seat. fouk

men should HAVE muscles

i bathed in my contacts :O

i finally know how damn tough it is to shit in schol's toilet. goddamn.

ng kim tu.

i fucking lov my mum. she always get me the things i want .

anddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd i'm getting my river island bag on thurs (:

my daddy is getting me this kinda E .G (: yay

i got this on V day (:

i stil prefer wine .

the 69 .

at tcc

this really really nice. and fattening . -peach me up(:

i'm not emo. i just like to stare pensively in space .

he's a really good dancer. i asked him to dance for me LOL

he's 18.

he was really wet. and tired .

some funny people i snapped when they're running up the wall

it was a dare for me to go up and ask them to teach me how to -run up the wall-

but i didnt- run up the wall-

cas the guy was like - you need courage to - run up the wall-

he;s a cool dude..

not the skinnes part.

there's fuck in the house yawg

im not suppose to be smiling . its a memorial hall actually .:O shite

can you believe i drank that. its made out of all the shit we ate tgt with sparkling water.

tasted like ..fuck

thats my midd finger. i'm so proud .

YEAH BITCHES .











the perfect shot.

see that pearl ring? so much sendimental value.

if i look like a geisha, say no.













totally failed attempt to look like amywinehouse

what a handsome dude (:

i love the fat person printed on my shirt . he's hott

i like secret recipe :O